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Ants, everywhere. All over the house. Crawling. Teeming. Little tiny ant parts. In the kitchen sink. On the stove. On the floor. Endless.
Going on vacation this week with family. Still need to pack for me and my son. He is desperate for my attention, now that I am home from work again. Can’t get a thing done. Need to clean the house for the dog sitter, who is staying here this week. As I clean, little Spencer litters toys behind us. I love him so much. I’ll never be finished.
Husband willing to do anything. Making tempting promises. How can I tell him, “The day I slept with Detective Curt, my heart disconnected from yours.”
Detective Curt e-mailing. Still have such a crush on him. Morty is back, charming, smart, sweet, sexy, and 3,000 miles away. Valentine Dave is e-mailing, sad and heart-broken. Sex with No-Nickname Mike consistently excellent.
The Horny Housewife sitting at her computer, surrounded by unpacked bags, swim suits, a three-year old plastered in scotch tape, a hungry St. Bernard looking at her food bowl full of ants, cats meowing, bills coming in, scotch tape everywhere, hair falling out. Ants everwhere.
“Pack your suitcase, Mom. We’re going to the beach,” little Spencer says.
Yes, Horny Housewife. Pack your suitcase.
HH
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Yes HH.. just pack your suitcase and go… try to relax and have some fun…
I honestly believe we were cut from the same mold…
Comment by Girly August 26, 2008 @ 12:45 pmOh, HH, I find myself asking “If she just told him she wants a divorce, why in the hell is she going on vacation with him?” but the truth is that I know EXACTLY why because I’ve done the EXACT same thing, time and again. It’s called fear, and it’s mixed with guilt, and it is so dreadful. I know you wish your marriage had worked, not least of all because you have this wonderful child and he deserves the whole mom and dad together forever thing, but that ain’t gonna happen. So you have to give him the next best thing: mom holding it together forever. And THAT ain’t gonna happen until you forgive yourself for the affairs, which have not caused the end of your marriage…the end of your marriage caused the affairs. When you find the courage, you’ll find the strength, and then you’ll find the way. Then you’ll leave your husband, make a life for Spencer and yourself, and things will be better. I guarantee you that this is what is going to happen sooner or later, so my advice: Sooner, HH, sooner!
Comment by Constance August 26, 2008 @ 10:41 pmThanks, Girly. I did.
Comment by Secret Confessions of a Horny Housewife September 1, 2008 @ 1:00 amConstance, I actually went on vacation with Spencer and my parents. Husband did not go, and I had to call him to tell him whether or not to join us.
It is no exaggeration to say that I read and reread (and re-re-read) this comment from you, and then repeated your words to myself in my mind as I dialed husband’s number and told him not to join us on vacation.
Thank you so much.
“When you find the courage, you’ll find the strength, and then you’ll find the way.”
That notion continues to support me.
HH
Comment by Secret Confessions of a Horny Housewife September 1, 2008 @ 1:03 am