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The 4th of July is about patriotism and love of country. OK. I’m fine with all that. But do you know what I find really fucking sexy about the 4th? Revolution!
Can you imagine a whole society of people who got together and decided that they didn’t like the way things had been done for the past thousand or so years, so they were going to change it? What courage. What brilliance. What balls. I’ll bet Thomas Jefferson was a great fucking lay.
So in honor of the 4th of July, let us all commit ourselves to a previously unthinkable revolution. Leave your wife! Suck off your neighbor! Tell your girlfriend you want to tie her up and fuck her in the ass! If she gives you a dubious look, just tell her it’s the patriotic thing to do.
♥, HH
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I’m game!
Comment by Girly July 4, 2008 @ 10:29 amHappy 4th btw!
Comment by Girly July 4, 2008 @ 10:30 amHappy 4th to you too, Girly!
Comment by Secret Confessions of a Horny Housewife July 4, 2008 @ 10:41 amI never knew you were so deviant. I love it.
Comment by collegehookerboy July 6, 2008 @ 5:29 amsaw you over at College Hooker Boy- and I LOVE this post. I hope your 4th was as brilliant.
Comment by Athena July 6, 2008 @ 10:00 amI love this! HH, you are my breath of fresh, lascivious air!
Comment by elisabeth82 July 6, 2008 @ 8:27 pmCHB, you’ve offended me. You didn’t think I was some square housewife, did you? I may be old. I may be married. I may be a mommy. But I can still be deviant!
Comment by Secret Confessions of a Horny Housewife July 6, 2008 @ 11:35 pmAthena, thank you! CHB and I go way back. Welcome!
Comment by Secret Confessions of a Horny Housewife July 6, 2008 @ 11:36 pmBlondie, thank you. I sent you an e-mail, but maybe it was on your old address. I continue to be addicted to reading you. You (and your vocabulary) are amazing!
Comment by Secret Confessions of a Horny Housewife July 6, 2008 @ 11:37 pmI didn’t get it!
can you resend maybe? thank you sweetie, i’m addicted to reading your posts as well! 
your writing: phenom. 
Comment by elisabeth82 July 7, 2008 @ 9:44 amI will just have to fantasize about your 4th suggestions, of course, but thanks for them, just the same.
Miss Elisabeth, may I read your blog?
Comment by Joe July 7, 2008 @ 11:50 amsurely, do you have a wordpress blog? it is the only way that I can ‘unblock’.
Comment by elisabeth82 July 8, 2008 @ 9:53 amhttp://myeverchangingmoods.wordpress.com
and of course, feel free to read
Comment by Joe July 8, 2008 @ 10:49 amglobus reckons revolution is always sexy. all that liberated feeling, and jiving in the streets and that. oh and elisabeth82 is cute
Comment by globus July 8, 2008 @ 1:10 pmHaving difficulty logging in, Miss E.
Comment by Joe July 8, 2008 @ 1:17 pmViva revolutione, indeed.
Congress is about to completely legalize warrantless wiretapping. Revolution is closer than you think.
I hope it includes copious amounts of oral and anal. I guess if I lead it, it will.
Comment by t4toby July 9, 2008 @ 10:33 amFound your blog through CHB’s blogroll. I am totally infatuated with your writing, especially after having spent the better part of my day reading through your archives.
My revolution is that I am going totally going to screw the brains out of a man that I have been lusting after for 12 looooong years. Its WAY past time. Hope my husband doesn’t mind!…
I am adding you to my blogroll if you don’t mind! And hey, check out mine if you feel like it!
http://swingerwife.wordpress.com/
Comment by swingerwife July 9, 2008 @ 12:24 pmWhat could be more interesting than sex? And that’s the theme of this blog!
I wonder, though – is it really “cheating” if your not getting any and the relationship is about to collapse (from the sound of things)?
I found your reaction to your Dad’s illness to be interesting and provocative. Interesting because it forced me to ask the same question: What would I do if I had a year to live? Provocative because of your answer.
You must know by now that a woman that’s very interested in sex is a very interesting person indeed.
Comment by rwhackman July 9, 2008 @ 1:38 pmRwhackman asks the same question I have asked myself for years: is it really “cheating” if you’re not getting any and the relationship is about to collapse? In my own marriage, the thing that convinced me it wasn’t was the fact that after the first time I had sex with my lover, I never again had sex with my husband (despite remaining married to him for YEARS). Your thoughts, HH? And spill the beans…any hanky panky at home or when your husband said “Let’s try again” did he mean YOU?
Comment by Constance July 9, 2008 @ 10:23 pmthats kinky HH but i like it, been reading your post and love them all.
Comment by ladyhaileah July 10, 2008 @ 10:11 amI didn’t think you were a square! I thought you had rounded edges, especially after I learned you liked anal sex. Actually, I don’t know what I was thinking….lets revolt together!
Comment by collegehookerboy July 11, 2008 @ 1:27 pmThe Horny Housewife is am honored by Globus’ third-person presence here. And Elisabeth is cute. And she is one of the very best bloggers the Horny Housewife has ever encountered.
Comment by Secret Confessions of a Horny Housewife July 14, 2008 @ 8:48 pmToby, I will follow you into battle and carry your teapot for you.
Comment by Secret Confessions of a Horny Housewife July 14, 2008 @ 8:48 pmSwinger Wife, I am so glad you are enjoying this blog. I love it when I see that people have gone back and read my old posts. I tend to anthropomorphize things and I always imagine those old posts sad and lonely, uttering pathetic complaints like, “No one visits me anymore. I’m so sad.” So you’ve made me and my posts very happy.
Comment by Secret Confessions of a Horny Housewife July 14, 2008 @ 8:51 pm♥!
Rwhackman: Welcome! I’ve wondered also about the “is it cheating?” question. I think it is, because we do have sex once every six months and we do have an agreement not to have sex with other people.
And I’m certainly interested in sex, so thank you for thinking me interesting.
Comment by Secret Confessions of a Horny Housewife July 14, 2008 @ 8:54 pmConstance: I agree with you in your case, although as I explained to RWHackman, my case is different and I think it is cheating.
But interesting you should ask that question about Husband. Just had sex with him for the first time since we decided to “try again.” In fact, it was the first sex between us since January, when I last wrote to you all about it. It was technically decent, and I did feel somewhat closer to him after. I’m a little ashamed to say I thought of Morty during it, so it made me feel somewhat closer to Morty as well. Do you think this qualifies as a threesome?
Comment by Secret Confessions of a Horny Housewife July 14, 2008 @ 9:07 pmLady Haileah: You are welcome here. Please comment any time.
Comment by Secret Confessions of a Horny Housewife July 14, 2008 @ 9:08 pmHH
College Hooker Boy: Thank you. I knew you knew we were simpatico.
Comment by Secret Confessions of a Horny Housewife July 14, 2008 @ 9:09 pm♥, HH